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Professor Pissflaps

Any woman who thinks she is smarter than the average bloke.
(Overheard in the House Of Commons):

Female MP: "...and furthermore, I would like to point out that it was men who were responsible for starting the war, and men who..."

Male Speaker: "OK, OK, Professor Pissflaps, you've had your say, now let someone else speak".
by 7Kev7 October 19, 2007
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professor

1.A person who thinks they are so much smarter than everyone else in the world.

2. A nerd with a giant ego.
"Whatever you say Professor."
by Leahann October 11, 2006
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The Nutty Professor

–noun, singular; Similar to the bodyshot; The ballsack is stretched and pulled slightly downward to create a bowl-like enclosure. A shot is then poured into the temporary enclosure and consumed by a classy woman.
The Nutty Professor: "I threw a formal dinner party last night. Since I was the host of the party, it was common courtesy to give out Nutty Professor's to every female guest."
by Manafort Chubbz March 17, 2010
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Professor Cuntburglar

1. Professor Cuntburglar is a ghost; the wife of a witch.

2. When high on marijuana a game can be played entitled Professor Cuntburglar. One must sense who is being a Professor Cuntburglar and call them out on it; typically everyone will be able to notice the shift of the Professor inhabiting various people in the room.

How he shifts:

Being a Professor Cuntburglar is to be a Professor Cuntburglar. Also, to be a Professor Cuntburglar is being a Professor Cuntburglar.
John: Taylor is such a Professor Cuntburglar right now
Chris: Such a Professor Cuntburglar
Taylor: I hate you so much, choke on a dick
John & Chris: Ok, Professor.
by HohohoMuthaFuckas February 1, 2010
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The disdain of a professor towards students who can grok the material without attending class. Professors afflicted with PMLS typically love to bask in the superiority implied by their Ph.D and generally dislike the prospect of a student possessing the ability to self learn material which they, at one time, struggled with dearly, without the aid of their divine guidance. Frequently, this manifests itself in the form of mark theft via borderline ethical methods such as questionable exams.
A: Dude, I was dishing PWNage all over this exam but I took a huge hit on this random question about some elephant Dr. Smith saw on his vacation to Africa.

B: OH! He told us in that impromptu weekend extra help tutorial that the weight of the elephant was 12,345lbs and winked at us.

A: I see his Professor Missing Link Syndrome is acting up again.
by NachoBeez October 24, 2010
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Cell Processor

Cell is a microprocessor architecture jointly developed by a Sony, Toshiba, and IBM alliance known as STI.

Cell is a shorthand for Cell Broadband Engine Architecture, commonly abbreviated CBEA in full or Cell BE in part. Cell combines a general-purpose POWER-architecture core of modest performance with streamlined coprocessing elements which greatly accelerate multimedia and vector processing applications, as well as many other forms of dedicated computation.

The major commercial application of Cell is in Sony's upcoming PlayStation 3 game console which is slated to launch in November 2006. It will also become available in a blade configuration from Mercury Computer Systems. Toshiba has announced plans to incorporate Cell in high definition television sets. Exotic features such as the XDR memory subsystem and coherent EIB interconnect appear to position Cell for future applications in the supercomputing space to exploit the Cell processor's prowess in floating point kernels.

Up to Two-Billion calculations a second.

Sources:
--OPM (Official Playstation Magazine)
--Wikipedia (www.wikipedia.org)
Sony will use the cell processor in its next-gen console, the PS3
by Matt McManus June 28, 2006
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Kitchen Professor

Drug dealers who mastered the craft of cutting drugs probably cocaine into sizes to maximize profit
Where I'm from, to get 100 bags is community treasures, kitchen professors
by demontime-fam April 10, 2022
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