Procrastihate

(Verb)
to procrastinate to the point where you hate yourself and in turn get nothing done so you hate yourself more and the vicious cycle continues until said task is completed.

"John, you're procrastihating on your history essay again."
"Man, this paper is due in less than an hour and I haven't even started yet. I procrastihate myself right now."

by Female Gumby December 19, 2016

procrastifart

When you put off taking a shit for so long that your farts go from smelling like typical gas to just pure shit as the air upon release passes over and around a gigantic turd.

Who the fuck just shit themselves?? "Sorry, that was me. It was just a procrastifart. I'm good."

by Bobby the Bug Man August 25, 2020

Urban Procrastinary

The act of trying to come up with words to add on urbandictionary.com instead of doing your actual work.

I've spent 5 very productive hours in the library today and added like a dozen words on urbandictionary. Urban Procrastinary was one of them, how ironic is that!

by 3Wishes March 26, 2011

Procrastinate

When you put off something until you cannot put it off any longer, or keep figuring out excuses not to do something.

I procrastinate a lot when it is time to do my homework.

by Avilla March 7, 2008

Procrastinarian

A person whom specialises in procrastinating.

Being the ultimate Procrastinarian that he is, Jack didn't allow for enough time to complete his research paper.

by Diligent February 1, 2006

procrastibate

wasting time playing wit yourself

I procrastibate until that paper is due that's why i fail.

by ihpo March 22, 2010

Procrastinate

Procrastination is when you- you know what? I'll tell you later.

See "Procrastinate"

by Jakepqtt October 28, 2011