procrastistretch

When it's too fucking cold out to go for a run right away so you stretch for 45 minutes instead of running right away

Runner1: Let's go!
Runner2: Nah, it's cold out, my loins are right. Let's procrastistretch for an hour or two

by 2basic December 29, 2016

procrastimasturbating

Self pleasure at a time when you've got more important things that you are avoiding doing.

"Are you still procrastimasturbating? I haven't got all night!"

by Tictactoes August 16, 2017

procrastighosting

The act of waiting so long to respond to someone that it becomes too awkward or pointless to do so.

"Hey, did you ever get back to Joe about going to his party tonight?"
"No. I kept putting it off, and it's too late now."
"You're procrastighosting him?"
"I guess so."

by Sarginitial June 25, 2018

procrastinstion

Yes

Always say procrastinstion to drugs

by UwU6969420 May 29, 2022

Procrastitosis

A term meaning SpongeBob (from SpongeBob SquarePants) being unusually pale looking. The meaning of its name alludes to the Season 2 episode "Procrastination" where SpongeBob's color is very pale and washed out in most prints of the episode.

Alt name: Palebob

HD SpongeBob doesn't have Procrastitosis, but some promos for Season 13 do.

by SMACKLEDORFD January 25, 2023