procrastibaking

to procrastinate writing a paper (or other dreaded task) by baking

Instead of writing my dissertation, I was procrastibaking all weekend. Enjoy the muffins.

by Quirkster August 23, 2008

Procrastilaxing

The process in which you procrastinate for so much time that you actually take the time to relax and fully enjoy the matter of doing absolutely nothing at all.

"Because if you're not gonna get shit done anyway, you might as well enjoy the break."

Man 1: Check out Steve man, that tool isn't getting any work done at all. He's pretty much sleeping at his damn desk!

Man 2: That dude is the master of procrastilaxing.

by 3Fisted April 8, 2010

procrastineating

The art of eating when not hungry to avoid doing a task eg: assignments, housework, report writing.

Hey Sam did you finish the assignment last night?" "No buddy, I was too busy procrastineating

by Princess Phoebe June 7, 2011

Not-procrastinating

Someone who is clearly procrastinating but has spent so long procrastinating that they no longer have the energy to make up a lie.

Little sister, "What are you doing?"

Big sister, "Not-procrastinating".

Little sister, "If you say so..."

by HungryHilda March 20, 2011

Procrastidating

The process of procrastinating through superficial use of Tinder (including lots of browsing and chatting).

Oh man I should be studying for my end of year exam but I've just been on Tinder procrastidating all day...

by HA92 November 17, 2014

procrastimailing

Procrastimail (noun) - an email between students.

Procrastimail (verb) - the practice of checking your email/facebook/blog in order to avoid the task at hand. Usually takes a cyclical form, where after you have checked your email/fB/blog, you realise it has been an hour since you logged into your email and that you have probably received a reply, so you log into your email again.
This form of procrastination reliant on computers, similar to procrastichatting and procrastiblogging.

(verb form)
Although I REALLY wanted to start writing my essay, I procrastimailed first. The procrastimailing took 4 hours, after which the library shut and I had to go home without starting my essay.

by jumblesale December 10, 2007

procrastigaming

playing video games or other games while more pressing matters loom.

I should be doing my lesson outlines, but instead, I've spent the evening procrastigaming.

by metabettie February 7, 2010