Procrastanova

Noun - One who waits until right around last call at a bar to pick up someone to go home with/take home.

John is such a procrastanova... He never hits on girls until after 1:30am

by Arcaneus May 20, 2011

Procrastinaid

Something that helps you to procrastinate. Aids you in your procrastination, so to speak.

"Thanks for all the procrastinaid today, I really didn't want to do my assignment."

"The internet is a great procrastinaid.

by Stinula November 9, 2011

procrastabation

When a man or woman starts masturbating instead of doing what they are supposed to be doing.

procrastabation- A man was at work and he was really bored. He had a great idea to procrastinate and masturbate at the same time. He named his new idea "procrastabating"

by milkyman55 June 3, 2015

procrastinaction

Doing other things besides what you most need to do, in a way that what you need to do somehow actually gets done.

My latest procrastinaction was avoiding doing my taxes by creating a 20-year financial plan that mentioned I should really do my taxes. This annoyed my uncle so much he just did them for me.

by mindfu August 13, 2018

Procrastinal

The act of procrastination.

My brother is very procrastinal when it comes to chores.

by My wife is wrong July 14, 2019

Procrastinashit

Making an unnecessary and time consuming bowel movement in order to postpone some other more important activity. This is usually accompanied by another distraction, such as reading a book or using a mobile phone, even after the deposit has been made and the paperwork is complete. a.k.a. Dumping delay.

I'll start my homework after I take a relaxing procrastinashit.

by Willie Wordsmith December 27, 2019

Procrastinart

(𝙫). 𝙏𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙤𝙧 𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙛𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙚𝙡𝙨𝙚.

Stop making those cards! You can't procrastinart any longer. Get and do the dishes please!

by CathieT March 31, 2020