a crunchy and salty ball of pretzel surrounded by a layer of rich chocolatey goodness and topped with a colored candy coating. in other words, HEAVEN!
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Get the pretzel mnms mug.i wanna kill that guy" "no then youll go to jail though" "I dont care" "no you dont want a chocolate pretzel do you?" "no
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The state of an employee who has submitted their retirement notice and maintains the facade of working by showing up during office hours. This person exerts no effort and yields no production while on the clock.
When Gary was not chosen for the select sales team, he was told it was because he was "pretired" and considered "deadweight".
by Timmy Leary September 17, 2010
Get the pretired mug.A sexual liaison between multiple women. Usually used to describe a lesbian orgy, it can be used to describe a general one-on-one encounter between two women.
"I'm not going to Wonder Con, because I'm going to the Lakers game with my girlfriends... I don't really care about sports, but I love the pretzels. Particularly, the Aussie Pretzels."
by Wepdiggy April 2, 2010
Get the Aussie Pretzel mug.The act of sitting close to a person, side-by-side, but facing opposite directions, and interlocking one arm each to form a pretzel.
This could be considered a prequel to cuddling, since resting your head on their shoulder, nuzzling, and tracing your fingers over their arm, etc. is acceptable, and expected.
On the base system it would be before first base; and on the snogging scale it would be an approximate 2.5.
This could be considered a prequel to cuddling, since resting your head on their shoulder, nuzzling, and tracing your fingers over their arm, etc. is acceptable, and expected.
On the base system it would be before first base; and on the snogging scale it would be an approximate 2.5.
Like a one armed hug, but only your arms are hugging while your head is nuzzling and you are giggling about whatever it is that makes you giggle :)
"Wanna go Pretzel?"
"oooooh, dirty"
"urm, not really" ;)
"Wanna go Pretzel?"
"oooooh, dirty"
"urm, not really" ;)
by A Rebecca April 23, 2009
Get the Pretzel mug.A way of saying that someone looks stoned in the midlands.
A recent study found that 7/10 potheads in Herefordshire used this while telling a friend they looked fucked in the venue.
A recent study found that 7/10 potheads in Herefordshire used this while telling a friend they looked fucked in the venue.
pearl: Mate you look absolutely fucking pretzeled!
Bouncer: Hey Chaps! I overheard you talking about pretzels. No food allowed in the venue.
Rocco: No. Don't worry mate, it wasn't food.
Before they could blink they were sitting in the back of the police car looking absolutely pretzeled without any pretzels.
Bouncer: Hey Chaps! I overheard you talking about pretzels. No food allowed in the venue.
Rocco: No. Don't worry mate, it wasn't food.
Before they could blink they were sitting in the back of the police car looking absolutely pretzeled without any pretzels.
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