paycheck

The ejaculate of a male

Man, I was banging this nasty bitch and gave her my paycheck on her tits!

by Werdup May 13, 2005

Orgasmic Paychecks

shake receives fuckin orgasmic paychecks (is that enough words yu urban dictionary cockmasterz!)

shake receives orgasmic paychecks

by Rissole Rozz December 31, 2008

PaycheckC

or Paycheck Core, PXC (played off HXC for hardcore)

Someone who works way too much

damn! kevin is so PayCheckC we works his ass off all day for nothing!

by Ben Gogoglski July 31, 2007

paycheckitis

A recurrent affliction that causes an employee to miss work on a payday despite being healthy enough earlier in the day to come in and get his or her paycheck

Larry (exasperated after arriving to work): I was looking forward to going out tonight to start off the weekend. Why did the manager have to call me in again?
Curly (who also works there): Haven't you noticed that Moe keeps calling in sick on certain Fridays? Came down with a bad case of paycheckitis.

by Beeljo July 20, 2016

Paycheck

Someone attractive, that you’d give your whole paycheck to.

“Did you see that Paycheck walking in?”

by Roadhoe15 November 4, 2018

paycheck baller

a person who lives paycheck to paycheck. Unlike a deadbeat baller, a paycheck baller has regular bills that they pay but still manages to squander their paycheck before the next paycheck.

Bartender: There is a $20 minimum on cards.
Guy: Credit card minimums don't scare me! I'm a paycheck baller. Now who wants a shot?

by Cool Phox January 31, 2019

Paycheck Player

An athlete, with a guaranteed contract, whose talent level has severely declined but is still on their team's active roster because cutting them would impact the team's salary cap more than retaining them would. Paycheck players often check out during games and don't pull their full effort into their performance knowing that they're only viewed as dead weight for their team by fans and management. They nonetheless show up and put in minimal effort to keep up appearances and continue to get overpaid.

At this point in his career, Kirk Cousins is nothing more than a paycheck player for the Minnesota Vikings at quarterback.

by Stang September 20, 2020