poobernating

Poobernating The act of sitting on the toilet until your legs go numb. Usually with a phone or tablet.

Dad’s been poobernating since getting home for work.

by Sdumas29 May 25, 2018

potogee

Slang for Portuguese, used in Hawaiʻi. One kanak who ste' doing something dumb, usually Portuguese. Said of someone who does something the harder and obscure way cause they stubborn or stupid. Not to be confused with pocho.

Potogee: Doing one dumb thing

Kanak 1: What dat guy ste' doin'.

Kanak 2: No matta', that guy one potogee.

by ka kakahiaka December 1, 2021

Poobert

A glowing white girl with bright orange hair that continuously wins the peuter medal (last place) at the board game "sorry." Abbreviations include; Poob, Poobizzle, Poob-mista, Poobie, and The Great Poob.

"Wow Poobert that sucks, you lost again!"
"Run Poobie, run!"

by Mike Rotchburns 1000 June 10, 2008

Pooberry

Term for a Blackberry device.

"man, is that the new pooberry?"

by 5starman February 6, 2008

Poobes

Hair on one's butt.

"I've got a dingleberry caught in my poobes."

by Ringer7 October 20, 2012

Parmo potbelly

The hard stomach bulge of a Middlesbrough man caused by the copious consumption of parmesans (or the Parmo dish), the local junk food delicacy of the town.

HIM: You know what, babe, I could just knack a parmo, me.

HER: Yeah, I'm a bit peckish too. Get a full one and we'll share it. Get a litre of coke, some donner meat and a tub of garlic as well.

HIM: Fuck me, you'll be growing a bigger Parmo potbelly than me at this rate...

HER: Shurrup soft lad and get it ordered.

by Bobby B McBobbins April 3, 2016

poobear

Euphemism for vomiting. Said for the benefit of those who have bad memories/mental images, or a general phobia of the sound/smell/sight of vomit. The idea is that you replace the ugly word with one which sounds infinitely more positive.

OMG I just had to poobear, that guy's eye just fell out.

This shit seriously makes me poobear.

by zakwar May 18, 2010