turtle head poking out

To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that feces may already be spreading the anus and attempting to escape.

Hold up man, I need to visit the crapper, I've got a turtle head poking out.

by Tommy November 19, 2003

poking ovaries

Slamming a chick's vaginal opening with your big PP (or other large object). Involves sticking it in so far you stab her insides.

I played a game of snooker with my big 10 when I poked her ovaries.

by phreak May 25, 2004

poking daylight

When you have to shit so bad that a piece of shit is almost or seems to be poking out of your ass.

I had to go so bad I was poking daylight.

by Pestac September 20, 2004

posting through it

The act of coping with an upsetting experience by excessively posting on social media.

“Oh, Elon Musk is tweeting hundreds of times a day? He must be really posting through it after his breakup.”

by Ellilina February 7, 2023

Hornt Posting

When someone posts porn or other sexually suggestive stupid memes on social media when it's not appropriate.

It originated mostly on Twitter and you will usually find a reply suggesting the user delete the post. Or a photo of a the "hornt patrol."

Dude was kicked out of the Facebook group Xbox promo codes for hornt posting

by LordViper May 20, 2019

Schizo posting

An act of online publication, where author creates unintelligible amalgamation of pseudo-scientific or pseudo-mythical buzz words combined with poor grammar, lacking or non-existent syntax, blatantly wrong reasoning and general verbosity, usually indentified with untreated cases of schizophrenia.

Often taking a form of being written "in one go" i.e. a lengthy post (colloquially called "wall of text") without any punctuation, signifying it being said in one breath.

These types of posts can be seen on various discussion forums and boards, e.g. 4chan, Reddit; as well as various social media platforms, where vast majority of instances have been observed on Facebook.

{Random 4chan thread}

Anonymous mm.dd.yyyy no. XXXXXXXXXX
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THIS IS A FACT vaccine has been created to SEPARATE US!!1! from the higher conciousness .. .independent thought will be DESTROYED that was known for ever that the House of Rotshilds is in control? they want to control us??2 and I swear it by my Hyperborean ancestors that i CONTACT by high vril levels stay strong and fight NWO!!1 !1!!

Anonymous mm.dd.yyyy no.YYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>XXXXXXXXXX# schizo posting again. take your meds.

by lubaver September 30, 2021

Poring

A cute, pink blob-like monster in the MMORPG, Ragnarok Online. This is the weakest monster in the game, many players are fond of it because it is what most have leveled up on as a novice. Porings are also looters, meaning they swallow up any items they may find on the ground, and then drop them again once they are killed. Porings can also be kept as pets, and use their looting skill to pick up items for you.

There are also many stronger variations on the Poring, such as Poporing, Marin, and Drops, and the minibosses Angeling and Deviling. All of these can be found in Poring Heaven, two maps south and one map east of Prontera.

"Hey, that priest is mobbing Porings again? Lmao."

by Barako May 26, 2006