pornise

The act of not being, for there is no definition to do define what you are.

Lorena: should I watch birdbox?

Krista: I don’t want to.

Colt: it’s not worth.. I pornise.

Colt: promise*

Colt: ... or am I pornise? 🤔

by Justcolt January 4, 2019

Pornis

A male porn star has a Pornis. It is not the typical size and shape of the average male penis, therefore the name: Pornis.

Woah! The dude standing next to me in the bathroom totally has a PORNIS! He must be in the industry!!

by Sticks66 December 16, 2021

Porny

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by bigfatpenis69 March 21, 2022

Porny Express

Home delivery of smut delivered on horseback.

Just had the Porny Express deliver the latest issue of Latin Inches.

by James Jessenfedden June 16, 2022

being porny

(Porn + horny = Porny.)

Being porny is writing or acting normally but then going into a naughty or sexy mood to arouse the other party.

You can do this in casual conversation, texting (turned sexting) or email.

Me: I was texting him and all of the sudden he was being porny and really descriptive. It was weird for

a study buddy, right?

Friend: Ewwwww! Yeah, totally weird!

by Lauram_Ipsum August 10, 2024

Porny

Desiring to watch pornography, but not necessarily horny. Not to be confused with "porney," an adjective describing something that resembles pornography.

"Want to play Call of Duty?"
"Not now, I'm kinda porny. Give me 20 minutes."

by CubexDE February 22, 2015

Porny

Used to describe someone who is hot or good looking.

"Wow, Mohammad Abdul Omar Belal Arian looks really porny today with his freshly shaved balls"

by granpasExLover February 18, 2021