pooprock

pooprock (v) a pooprock is a poop that is so big, hard, and lumpy that it hurts really bad and your face turns red; The worst part is that sometimes it turns sideways and creates a little bridge over the toilet hole and it won't flush so you need to some how break it up

Dude, i had a monster pooprock last night and aaron had to break it with a plunger because it bridged on me.

by poopmaster488448484 May 26, 2006

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pooriod

A miserable dose of the shits, lasting several days, for which you wish you could bung your arse up to mop things up and stop you from making a mess.

Example: Sorry lads, I can't come out for some beer as I've got a pooriod and wouldn't be any fun to be with.

by Undergroover January 2, 2009

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Pootron Bomb

A "silent, but deadly" fart that is so heinous, it clears an entire room of people in mere moments. Worse, it lingers far longer than a run-of-the-mill SBD, preventing occupation of said afflicted room for several minutes. It's ability to empty an area of all living things is legendary - and feared.

The likelihood of dropping such a lethal package is greatly increased by ingesting copious amounts of oats and/or beans - especially when also taking NyQuil.

The flatulence equivalent of a Neutron Bomb. Also known as the DefCon 4 of SBDs.

Felix: Dude, why did everyone run screaming out of the gameroom? Could it have something to do with the fact the gameroom now smells like a dirty diaper?

Chester: Yeah, that fat slob Bosco dropped a brutal fizzart! That was ten minutes ago, and it still smells like ass in there.

Felix: Damn, that's a fucking Pootron Bomb!

by SwordofDamocles November 27, 2010

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