Ninja poofing

To ninja poof would be to smoke (marijuana, tobacco, etc.) while hidden, usually very near people. Bushes work well.

I see you ninja poofing behind that dumpster

by Cordmeister July 8, 2010

woofer poofer

An empty toilet paper tube/roll, stuffed with your preferred choice of dryer sheets, that you blow smoke into to mask the smell.

"Make sure you use the woofer poofer dude, so mom can't smell you smoking weed."

by Becholas September 16, 2017

poofery

An expression of flagrant (homosexual) flamboyance.

Boy George is a fine singer but I feel that Culture Club's videos are rife with unnecessary poofery.

by Van Morrissey June 12, 2006

poofdog

Adjective- A word used to describe a male individual who pees sitting down like a girl.

Betty- "Did you hear about Tracy's son, I heard he was a real poofdog."

Mark- "Wow what a loser, did you also hear about Tracy. Jarrod told me she is a huge midget muncher."

by horsemilk123.4 February 25, 2009

schlond poofa

A term from Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse, describing a car part that attaches to the back of a car, releasing the smoke that the car produces.

Ken: That darned schlond poofa!
Barbie: Oh, Ken!

by I_am_cool_maddy January 3, 2021

pfoomf

acronym for: Poopy Fat Old Ogre-like Mother F***ers. used on AIM to make fun of someone, usually a loser so they won't understand what you're saying.

dude, those guys are suck a pack of pfoomf.
i know, they bug me so much.

by Sir Callahan February 13, 2007

poof,

Another, of many, ephuemisms for gay, homosexual etc. Usually male.

"That Larry Grayson - Bit of a poof, isn't he?" commented Julian Clarey.

by Jimi p August 15, 2006