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Ponce-nonce 

Word used to describe a male who has sex with underage boys and girls by day, and dresses up like a woman and cruises for sex by night. See nonce.
Is that a man or a lady fucking those children?
Ponce-nonce by Tinkerboy May 13, 2005

Ponce de Leon 

The Marijuana capital of the World.
If you live here you definatly know how to take a hit.
I live in Ponce de Leon and get high everiday
Ponce de Leon by AlexTayHenry April 15, 2009

Ponce de le Chaunce 

someone who is the epidome of a chaunce a.k.a, total fool. This a takeoff on the famous name in history, Ponce de Leon.
"Dude, J.P. is such a Ponce de le Chaunce"
Ponce de le Chaunce by drew March 12, 2004

ponce de leon 

when you are fucking an illegal minor just as you are about to finish pull out and blow your load into your hand and rub it on her face.
Mark: Dude, I ponce de leoned that 10th Grader
Gavi: Bro, your 35
Mark: I know
ponce de leon by Shlavi Daytrin November 2, 2008

ponce-errific

A British ponce who is, nonetheless, a great guy.
Basil Fawlty is ponce-errific!
ponce-errific by Alli Jones July 31, 2008

Ponce Inlet 

Welcome to Ponce Inlet, home of the worlds most run down, cheap, and just straight up sad charter fleet in the world. Located just south of Florida’s most famous dumpster fire (see Daytona Beach), this small town is home to some of the worst fishing on the east coast. Want to go catch a mahi, tuna, or even a sailfish? Well, this is not the place for you. The majority of the charter boats here can barely clear the inlet, and when they do they certainly do not clear expectations whatsoever. If you show up to a charter here and see 5 spinning rods and a bucket of live shrimp, turn around and walk away. Don’t even worry about the deposit money, it is worth losing it instead of getting your brains beat out on whatever 26 foot beep bob you booked! And if you do make it out, expect nothing less than the most disappointing and inconsistent fishery in the entire state! While the boats up in St. Augustine are catching their limits of tuna, you and your “guide” will be fishing for weakfish, margates, and the occasional puppy shark. If that all sounds good to you, than we will see you soon in this fishless, god forsaken inlet.
“Welcome to ponce inlet, where the ocean comes to die!”

“Hey man did you catch anything today?”
“No, I went out of ponce inlet”

“Just caught 7 barracudas and 4 sharks on my 8 hour with Rainbow Fishing Charters. I will never come back to Ponce Inlet.”
Ponce Inlet by Ponceinletisass August 13, 2023