Poosturbate

To use poo as lube while masturbating.

My palm went dry, so I crapped out a quick one and just finished it with a poosturbate.

by R Pontin August 6, 2009

pooster

poor white trash loser bums that dig in garbage

look at that dude he is a pooster he is in the dumpster

by David Kravitz December 4, 2005

poostie

a flamboiantly homosexual individual (no negative connotation)

man, i think that guy is poostie

by lilskank December 28, 2005

poost

To gently blow on a beverage or food item that is too hot to eat.

person sips hot chocolate and burns tongue
"Oh it's too hot, I'll just poost on it."

by MaizDaiz5 May 11, 2010

Poosty

Someone who is being cranky or moody, like a girl on her period.

Emily is being so Poosty today.

by Bajdkdncn.&/&2$3&: September 22, 2016

Poosting

To post on a forum or message board while at the same time excreting fecal waste.

Hey guys, just so you know, I'm poosting this response just because you mean so much to me *Ass Wipe Break* where was I?

by AjaxtheGoat November 4, 2009

poostang

when a person climbs on top of a mustang and shits all over it and leaves chunks of corn and other fecal matter all over the hood, windows, and trunk.

Skyler climbed up on that stang and took a shit all over it and now its a poostang.

by wooker G October 23, 2007