peloncito

A fine or very good looking bald man, Usually latino, hispanic, or Mexican who gets all the chicas to adore him.

Ay, that Peloncito is so firme.

by Paco Rivera March 16, 2005

polonipwned

The act of being killed (pwned) by the radioactive element Polonium 210.

Alexander Litvinenko, the spy, got polonipwned by "Mother Russia."

by Sirar December 1, 2006

Pulling my plonker

Plonker is British slang for penis. Literally pull my plonker is to masturbate. But nowadays the expression someone is pulling my plonker is used with the meaning of someone is messing with me or trying to make fun of me.

This Brit told me in the UK the weather is always sunny and hot. 0bviously he was just pulling my plonker

by Teleco November 26, 2016

ploon

Is the pubic hair left on a toilet seat. It is stringy, black and stuck on.

There is ploon on that toilet seat

by Peter Santafe January 8, 2005

Poconos

A horrible dead end place where you'll be constantly suffocated by snow or the most disheartening form of human apathy imaginable. Every store here is a filthy, run down, redneck variant of it's other US counterparts. And at every turn in your life, the people that run half of them find new ways to fail you. The population consists of entirely of miserable boring old people and the poor misfortune souls who'd rather be somewhere else. Nobody grows into anything here, nobody is visibly happy, nobody has anywhere to go or meet up. You have potholes and shoprites almost exclusively. The people here almost seem like they're waiting to die and preoccupy the time they have alive completely deadened. Like these small towns are some sort of living lovecraftian entity that feeds off the shattered dreams and boredom of their residents until they are reduced to crumbling husks who just don't care about anything anymore. Deciding to screw over every other person around.

And Frodo drew his eyes to the proximal left of Sauron's Tower, upon the sad and dreary state of the Poconos. To see century old goblins with rotting teeth and glazed over eyes, bartering money for broken yet overpriced products and still he chose to walk up the volcano because the alternative just wasn't worth it.

by WorldsSaddestScallion March 28, 2022

plondexlecates

To reduce dramatically at rapidly occuring intervals.

"Bounce not only is like tickling the monster with a feather, but it quickly plondexlecates your sharpness."

by Ebolamonkey3000 May 3, 2010

Plongus

Verb: Action of rubbing peanut butter on a cat.

The man did plongus and decided to mow his yard.

by Boneinthebox April 10, 2021