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doggy paddling

Perfomed while engaged in intercourse with a female, or largely breasted male. As you thrust, you repeatedly slap the breasts of the reciever while bending your wrists, similiar to the doggy paddle used while swimming.
Charlie Leland was doggy paddling the crap out of that obese tranny last night.
by JewishCornbread July 17, 2009
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podding

The act of stealing or moving files, sharing music or doing other illegal activity on or with your iPod.
Bring your iPod in tomorrow for some "podding".
by Frinkruds April 12, 2004
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piddlingballoon

A person able to mess up without doing anything
Thomas:How the hell did the house flood

Jaxon: idk I binge watched the office all day

Thomas :God you fucking piddlingballoon
by Fuck wad 2000 June 4, 2018
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blood puddling

When your beautiful wife sits on your face while she's on her period so you can eat her ass, while her thick blood trickles down on you.
Gonna go blood puddling with Tiffany
by Mr. Becker December 22, 2016
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Fat paddling

using a person's rolls, whether another persons or your own, for sexual pleasure
Tim: "Phew, that was good. I just finished fat paddling."
Joe: "Fat paddling?"
Tim: "Yeah, turns out your mom needs to visit the gym."
by cheddarshreddar December 27, 2019
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Luke Poddington

The epitome of a heterosexual white male. Is sexual demon and can wank 12 times a day and still work hard after.
Wow I want to be like Luke Poddington
by Jack Ryan Howard September 1, 2020
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Back peddling

Attempting to reverse something said or done in order to agree with something now said or being done by others.
"I think that 'Black Lives Matter' is a rascist group."
"So you're a rascist?!"
(back peddling)"Well no, I didn't mean it was a group a black racists and their slogan."
"Well then how is it rascist"?
(back peddling)"Well, I guess I should not have used the word 'racist.' Maybe I meant 'extreme' or something."
"So you're niw saying that BLM is an extreme group, made up of only black people"?
(back peddling)"Yeah, well I guess some non-black people support BLM. I didn't mean that it was a problem group of black people."
"Sounds like you did."
(back peddling)"I'm not a racist. I just worded it incorrectly."
"Uh huh. Riiiiiiiiight."
by OneOfManyBobs August 24, 2021
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