plowing new ground

Usually said by males, Having sex with a group of girls one is new with or has not encountered yet but is going to in the not so distant future.

G1: Dude you going up to Chico this weekend?
G2: Yah ....You can bet on my plowing new ground!
G1: I wish you werent such a liar.

by Dan Lee April 4, 2004

plowing my favorite playground

The act in which, by natural childbirth, the newborn infant destroys the anatomy of the female vagina; rendering it looser and less fun than it was prior to parturiency.

Hey man, did you hear Breanne is pregnant?

Yeah, it's a bummer. That bastard baby is going to be plowing my favorite playground soon!

by hottcarl November 29, 2013

Plodinecel

A goon that works at popular retail store Plodine

This Plodinecel has to work 7 hours tomorrow after gooning.

by Goonchudcel August 27, 2023

anal plowing

The act of plowing through an asswhole with a ruler sized dick

I was anal plowing this bitch when my dad came in and raped me in the ass, also an anal plowing

by Pussy plower August 9, 2017

Prussian Plowing

When you're with a French girl getting it on, and just before you insert your dick into her pussy, you spin her around and shove your dick up her ass.

"Hey, Tjaden! How was it with Camille last night?"

"Awesome! I gave her a Prussian Plowing!"

"Wow, I bet she won't be able to walk for weeks!"

by Aesthetic Deluxe June 1, 2018

plowing new ground

1. To actually be farming land; digging into new dirt

2. Exploring new ideas; digging into new dirt

3. Fucking a girl for the first time; digging into new dirt

origin: Utah, circa 1869

originator: Joseph Smith; planting seeds, while creating a new religion, while sowing his seed with his 4 wives

1. "we're plowing new ground today, we've run out of space in the garden"

2. "with the new PenisPLUS Erection Extender, you will please her more than you could imagin!"

3. "i'm plowing new ground with jenny tonight. i might use that new Penis thing.."

by jesse March 29, 2004

Plowing

When you ram fertilizer up your partners chosen orifice, screaming the best tractor impression you can.

Wow, last night David was plowing me so hard I'm going to smell like a horses asshole for weeks.

by Da Real Bulwark May 10, 2018