piddlestick

1. something you yell when a child is in the room to replace a swear word.

2. a cuddly name for a penis.

1. yelling at friend...YOUR SUCH A ( sees little brother ) piddlestick...

2. Hey kids, wanna see my piddlestick? o.O

by ninjafightsamonster April 23, 2011

Piddledick

A person who messes with all your stuff and doesn't stop or settle down.

Quit messing with my things and settle down, piddledick!

by Justin Vrahnos August 22, 2008

piddily

Small, occurs within a short space of time. A word typically used in Middle Britain by rural folk, possibly derived from piddle, as in to quickly urinate.

I didnt need to worry about that piddily little bugger, he didnt even last the first 100m.

Arh thats a damn piddily apple there Giles.

by AliBarFarBarHar June 2, 2008

PiddlyStinks

It's like tiddlywinks... but totally different. It involves coercing a young, influential, and wanton gutter-slut into anal intercourse and, when boredom hits, urinating in said subjects bottom with your John-Thomas.

I heard that Joel once pissed in someones bum! He decided it was a game. He called it PiddlyStinks! At the moment, he is winning the game!

by Father Ramsbottom July 2, 2009

Piddlywink

A car with one headlight out. Often mistaken for bikes from far away on dark nights.

Better get that piddlywink fixed at JiffyLube!

by wanowa November 24, 2013

Piddletwist

The hair on the end of a dog's penis that gets soaked in urine and twists together forming a firm point.

The small black dog's piddletwist needs trimming, he has been swabbing it all over the couch.

by Dr Strangepork January 19, 2015

Piddle Puddle

The wet spot left on the bed sheets after a female masturbates.

I walked in my roommates room
and saw her piddle puddle.

I squirted so much last night I had to sleep in my own piddle puddle.

by Eaton Holgoode November 20, 2017