Physics

To purge, create a laxative effect resulting in weapons grade flatulence and splattering shite all over the toilet.

Grandpa Will has been rocking the Jack LaLanne juicer again! Verl says that "physics" him! Why does he have to use our toilet at the Christmas party!

by Thebiglebowski10 December 28, 2010

physicalism

A paradigm in which consciousness exists in the brain.

Physicalism says that consciousness emerges from the sum of the electrical impulses in your brain.

by metawave October 17, 2020

Physics

A way of saying how a ball rolls, but with alien characters

I just went to physics class, feels like i'm learning alien language.

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

Physics

The most annoying and fucking useless subject in school.

Teacher: "Hey, Wyatt, give me an example of physics."
Wyatt: "Dropping a child."

by JotaroPart4 February 8, 2021

Physics

One of the many code words for alcohol, especially in respect to beer. Used to imply studying; sometimes students with large backpacks full of "physics textbooks" can be seen taking the outer loop night bus at an unspecified location on Long Island.

"I love physics, man. I love physics in my left hand, physics in my right hand..." -(Ass-Macleod)

by LBorealis November 3, 2009

Physical

Take someone physical. Hard and without rules.

-Oh take me physical!
-Ok, i will give u cock(or kewk) in teh bajjan.
-Very gud

by Christian Pfeifer July 27, 2003

Physic

Physic (v.) is the process of taking something ordinary and through a process of pure imagination and human will, creating something beautiful.

The science of physics fails at one major point: it is constrained by many laws that prevent the kind of human flourishing that we all seek (eg. Gravity, Conservation of Energy, Etc).
The solution to this problem is to physic a problem you see. With courage, determination, and ingenuity, one can break any rule of physics and transcend humanity ascertaining an enlightened mind, body, and soul.

Unenlightened Peasant: Hey, I learned in my physics class that time travel is impossible because you can't go faster then the speed of light
Chris: Obviously you haven't learned to physic the hell out of your problems...

by LandOfThePhysic November 9, 2016