Piglet

A perverted little thing, with triangular ears. Gender unknown. Married to Rihanna, and loves chocolate. Has 400 kids. He eats toes, and hates mars. Favorite ride: blender. Never does what he's told: Naughty thing. Best friend of Pooh Bear, but secretly wants to kill him and is plotting to take over the hundred acre woods!

Hello, my name is Pervy piglet, with chocolate on him.

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by Cat and Cookies and Bunnies! July 8, 2009

Dirty Piglet

After anal sex and cumming in someones ass you quickly stick your nose into their asshole and blow air into it until they fart out cum.

You better be giving me a dirty piglet after this Alaskan Pipeline.

My boyfriends big nose is wonderful for giving me Dirty Piglets.

by Kevin Baconstrips February 24, 2009

piglet

The offspring of a pigger, a polish person who vainly attempts to emulate black culture.

Damn, look at all those piglets stepping out of that ricer!

by Billy Bob Bolivar April 19, 2005

Piglet

A small boy or girl between the ages of 4-12 that has an excess of fatty material around the facial and abdomen areas

Person A: Yeah my sister eats a lot of cake
Person B: You know your sister is a piglet

by Dr Mark May 3, 2005

moo piglet

an exteremely obese child
flying pigs
pooooooop
crossed gened w/ cow and pig

my fat little moo piglet at the ass plant fatty tissue

by yo mamma November 23, 2003

Piglet

The act of mistaking female sexual organs for a toilet. Once the urine begins to be noticed by the female, to complete the act the male must pull out and blame the female for peeing on him. This act can be done in both heterosexual and homosexual relationships

Male:Oh my god did you just pee on me?
Female: What
(Male leaves)
(Later)
Male:(talking to buddy) Got here on the piglet.
Male 2: Well Played

by 1290938477745 June 28, 2008

piglet

ur mom

ur mom is piglet

by hiiiiiii omg hiiiiii omg hiiii May 26, 2021