Phallic Aggression

1. An aggressive response to stimulus that would normally evoke a placid or even neutral reaction.
2. Being an asshole when completely unnecessary, typically occurring when a male has to prove how large his phallus is.
3. Physical use of a phallus to bludgeon small animals, shrubbery, or even midgets to death.

1. "This phallic aggression thing is out of control, we know your cock is small, please don't go out of your way to prove it."

2. Lumberjack Johnson began his morning with a bout of phallic aggression, squirrels, rabbits, coyote's, nothing stood a chance.

by Kageneko666 April 9, 2011

phallice

A mans jiggly parts. A peenpeen, is that a word? Yeah lets go with peenpeen.

I'll hit you with an Iron phallice

by eren-no-baka November 22, 2013

phallic decapitation

Chopping someone's head off with your dick

OMG! I just witnessed some dude performing a phallic decapitation

by Matt Dasher October 11, 2007

Phallicatarian

Someone who eats only foods shaped like an erect penis. (Bananas, corndogs, Popsicles, etc.)

Did you see Steve deepthroat that corndog like a phallicatarian?

by Bracca April 15, 2014

Phallic Slide

Where you slide down a slide on to a man's penis (or dildo).

Gina went down a Phallic Slide and missed, she broke the dude's dick.

by jakens88 October 6, 2010

Phallic panic

When a drunken man's head thinks he want to sleep with a girl but the penis, knowing better, gives him a quick escape

"Debbie!! stop that!! All that phallic panic you're causing is making half the party fall asleep.

by jdfjhefbs. December 2, 2010

phallamander

A very large phallic being, which resembles the phallus. In conjunction with the salamander.

Chinese Giant Salamander is a phallamander.

by phallam726 September 30, 2012