Perging

Pegging with the intention of purging the colon, usually by administration of an enema immediately beforehand. A variation of this can involve using a bristled dildo.

“My wife was perging me so good using a strap on last night. We were still finding remnants of the aftermath this morning!”

by Aphrodite2040 January 15, 2021

Persinger

My future last name :
(Love you Damien <3)

“Persinger is my last name”

“I’m changing my last name to Persinger!”

by FuturePersinger February 24, 2022

Pig Penning

When you don't shower in between sex sessions. Named after Pig-Pen, the dusty kid from the Charlie Brown cartoons.

Mike: Why does the house stink?
Andrew: Ah, Jakes just been pig penning all week

by JustFred May 29, 2018

Haas Peening

The action of whipping out the dick in the middle of a public execution of british people

Cris: Did you see him Haas Peening
Sam: No, but that's based

by IDon'tKnowReally March 13, 2021

Merch-Perving

When one goes to the store to just feel the fabrics and get some sensorial satisfaction.

"Hey K, wanna go to the store to do some merch-perving?"

by Padaddy April 12, 2021

ty pennington

The sexiest thing alive and a Hunk of a carpenter and my one true love!

the best and most helping person

by Mandi Marvel June 11, 2006

perping

To act like you don't know something.

George why you perping like you don't what went on last night?

by Tammie February 14, 2005