Peenicorn

A mythological creature, with the body of a horse and horn of a penis.

The Leprechaun wanted to play leap frog with the peenicorn.

by Drea, Chayle, Lauren June 30, 2007

Peenhammer

When your peen is so hard, it feels like Thor’s hammer

Man, I gave that dude’s mom my peenhammer last night

by Rah300 March 22, 2020

Peen fart

Peen fart is the word describing any intolerable act affecting the reproductive areas of he/she/them.

Oh he shot me right In the coochie, what a peen fart.

by PeenMantheRealOne August 5, 2020

soft-peen-goo

Soft-peen-goo describes the discharged ejaculate from a non-erect penis. This happens when a male becomes so excited and turned on that before there is a chance to become hard and erect he blows his load.

She was about to give him a blow-job but, before she get get her lips around it a stream of soft-peen-goo shot right into her eye.

by Joey Bag-O'Douche May 18, 2010

Upper Case Peen

An erection of the peen

Wow Devin has a case of the Upper Case Peen.

by Nigel Dingleberry May 10, 2018

Peen Gang

Peen Gang is an elite force that can handle destroying anything from thots to nazis.

Brian: Did you hear what peen gang just did?! Josh: No niBBa what happend? Brian: They just fucked up some nazi thots!!

by jACoBy&MYerS January 16, 2019

Peener

Penis + Weiner = Peener

It's just more fun

Peener Peener Mansee has a weiner.
Sarah has a peener
That boy is a peener.

by Peener October 13, 2004