pussy on a pedestal

One who puts "pussy on a pedestal" is usualy a male who treats women, sex, and pussy as unattainable godly forces, when in reality they are God's greatest gift.

Used prominently in "The 40 Year Old Virgin"

You know what your problem is? You're putting the pussy on a pedestal!

by quicksicknick June 12, 2006

pedestrian points

The points you would obtain for hitting pedestrians with your car. Different people are worth different points depending on the hilarity or horribleness of their being targeted. (But usually both).

Dude, go for that woman with the stroller. If you get them both it's 25 pedestrian points!

Stupid bikers need to stay out of the road! They're not even worth the points you get for taking them out.

by maskedshoo July 8, 2010

pedasito

1. A really fine, good looking woman with a tight body.
Synonyms: Bizcochito

Hombre #1: Uuy! Mira que pedasito va caminando por aqui!
Hombre #2: Ay wey! Ve y pidele su nombre a ese bizcochito!
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Man #1: Wow! Check out that little piece of ass walking right here!
Man #2: God damn! Go ask that tight little thing for her name!

by El Muneco May 13, 2005

pedistifle

The feeling you get when your feet have been in your boots too long on a hot summers day, and you cannot take them off espacially when in polite company. Pedistifle is made worse for one foot while the other is released from the boot.

"Awww i got terrible Pedistifle from hiking all day in the Cairngorms!"

by Crusty Turd February 21, 2006

florida pedestrian

1. something in your way 2. something irrelevant 3. potential road kill awakening speed bump

Florida pedestrians are irrelevant until after you hit one.

by Cresson Stafford March 25, 2007

Pedestal

Pedestal is a quarterly BDSM femdom (female domination) club in London, UK. It is a moveable club and has been staged at several different sites. People travel from all over the UK to visit this club.

It has become so closely entwined with UK BDSM female domination, that is almost a by-word for femdom.

George sat there, half naked and with a ballgag in his mouth looking like some pedestal slave

by slave2countess June 28, 2010

peduba

The area between either the penis and anus, or vagina and anus. Also known as a taint or tweener.

As this chick was jerking me off, she slid her finger along my peduba to find my asshole.

by Johnny Grizzle January 13, 2008