Polter Diddle

To be sexually assaulted by a ghost.

Dane Cook: The hotel was haunted!
Conan OBrien: Really?
Dane: Yes and I'm convinced that I was sexually assaulted by a ghost.
-crowd laughs-
Conan: Sexaully asau-
Dane: Yeah! I think the term is Polter Diddling. -crowd laughs- It's a Polter Diddle. -crowd laughs-
Conan: A Polter Diddle?

by Giovanni Mann June 10, 2009

poltergeist

The act of engaging in doggy-style sex and having a friend come in the room and take your place without the girl knowing, you then walk outside a window where she can see you and wave happily at her.

"last night my brother and I pulled a poltergeist! You should have seen my mom's face!"

by pastafagioli May 18, 2010

pbot

porn bot; bots that spam follow Tumblr blogs

I thought I got a new Tumblr follower, turns out it was a pbot

by hollycaust March 19, 2017

Poltergasm

When, during oral sex performed on a female, the female arches her back off of the bed and seemingly levitates due to the intensity of her orgasm.

He's so talented at oral sex he gives me poltergasms.

by Lttlmstrbl October 13, 2012

polterglitch

A mysterious and paranormal phonomenon, whereby hi-tech machines encounter numerous functional problems in the home, but appear to be without fault when examined by an expert.

That damn Polterglitch is screwing with the TV again!

by Alice October 19, 2003

poltergeists

a word used to describe beings of a ghostly form. poltergeists have also been described as ghosts that have malicious intent tword beings in the mortal realm. while the definitions vary, every one describes something on the line of a ghost.

holy fuck! some mother fucking poltergeists! *shits pants*

by Skykid2good May 3, 2008

Pussy poltus

The healing for lacerations to fingers.

Those fingers look like they could use a pussy poltus

by Hurtfinger June 5, 2018