pastered

a dumb fuck

Jack is a pastered bitch

by jasfjdnaklf December 6, 2017

Pasted

When you get your buttcheecks pasted together with a sticky substance

“Dude, last night I pasted Kyra with some gorilla glue.”
“Dude that’s friccin hot”

by Migamortis April 22, 2018

Pastard

An old or lost friend that abruptly ended the friendship or relationship out of anger or guilt.

Vince is a pastard, he told me he hated me because his girl likes me.

by Knowone hear August 1, 2018

Pasterony

The wife of a pastor who secretly enjoys horses more than the Bible.

Q:Did you see the pastors wife at sunrise pettin those ponies again?
A: I bet she’s really a pasterony!

by Noey Dillon August 22, 2019

pasted

Code being stolen/copied.
Often used in Counter Strike Cheating Community

This cheat is pasted.

by devilsham February 28, 2021

patterdale terrier

A doge that nobody knows about, which looks like a seal lol.

Jeff wanted a patterdale terrier mug, but the didnt sell em.

by ArloTheDoge June 6, 2022

pastedni

When two elder people use their time traveling machine to pass into a different time zone then notify their kids on group message that their auto correct isn’t working.

We just pastedni to. Eastern time zone……

Past into…

by Jokester73049 July 14, 2023