Parasidal

a word my friend said and it wasn't a word so i had to make it a word

This pencil is Parasidal

by erickkkkkkkkk May 19, 2021

Welfare Parasite

A typical non working piece of lazy crap person too lazy to work who lives off public assistance & the tax payers. People who receive Welfare checks & Food Stamps. Many people in Louisiana.

If all the Welfare Parasites in the U.S. worked, I would definitely have Social Security to look forward to when i retire.

by KIMBERLY SHIPLEY April 24, 2008

Parbsied

When someone lures you into a conversation, and you expect it to be quick, but said person doesn't stop talking. The typical "quick minute" conversation turns into non-stop talk-a-thon that makes the listener want to paint the office walls with their own brains. Typically some type of diversion is necessary for the listener to get away.

him/her: "hey, you got a second? I need to talk to you about something.. it'll be really quick."

me: "sure."

him/her: <-- talks and talks and talks and talks (doesn't shut up)

me: (inserts gun into mouth) *BOOM* *SPLAT*

friend: "OMG, Godzilla is coming out of the ocean, run!!!" (conversation ends).

Friend: "dude, you just got Parbsied!"

by Daddywouldyoulikesomesausage August 15, 2012

pabseki

The Korean words "Babo" and "Keseki" combined to form the English equivalent phrase, "Dumb bitch"

Eugene: "Shit I don't know any Micro!"
Hayato: "Pabseki! It's easy. Are you dumb?"

by HTakai January 31, 2020

Mary Paraschak

A very attractive woman who has ginger hair, a big fat booty, and has a nice rack!!!! She has 3 sexy children and is super cool, we love Mary!!!!

Mary Paraschak is super hot and cool

by BigPoppaAndrew July 1, 2021

parasitic friend

A "friend" who really isn't a friend at all, but rather assumes that they are your friend and becomes very needy and dependent on you because you are their only "friend" they have.

Friend 1: You're driving Kayla to and from school for the rest of the year?
Friend 2: ....Yeah...
Friend 1: I thought you hated her!
Friend 2: She's a parasitic friend

by HollaShawty May 26, 2010

parb parb

The abosolute opposite to brap brap, though much more powerful in meaning.
It can be used as a repellant to shit street talk.
Unlike brap brap, it is not of the onomatopoeia word variety.
It is an edgy deflection mechanism against pseudo-masterbatory street slang that causes physical and psychological harm to instigating chavs.

Fayhey: Calvin Harris was like brap brap in Ibiza.

PB: Parb Parb

Fayhey: Ouch, my eyes are now melting and I smell like the belly-button lint of a transexual street walker. Dang!

by Word-Jesus July 28, 2011