Wet paralysis

It's like sleep paralysis, except hot babes enter your room looking for love. It's an enhanced version of a wet dream that takes place in the rem stage of sleep. Shadowy silhouettes of hot chicks come in and dance and show you a good time all while you can only stare, as your whole body is unable to move. Best applied when you enter the paralysis with your hands behind your head. This can happen to females too.

Roman: yo I had this weird thing past night, these hot chicks came in and danced but they weren't there when I turned on the lights on
Jamed: "that's wet paralysis dawg"

by DopeRedHead420699/11 November 4, 2019

paraletic

Being so off your face pissed that you can't walk, can't talk properly and in the case of my experience being utterly unable to control your own actions

I took my friend Kelly on holiday with me and my family to Antigua in the carribean. She had fancied my brother for about a year. One night I left her with our group of friends for an hour or two. When I got back she was so pissed she needed support to walk. I found her with her tounge down my brother's throat telling me that she wanted to suck his cock. She then proceded to try to pull me, two sistes, two brothers and my brother's best mate. When we finaly got back to our room she asked my dad to feel her up. The next day she could remember nothing of what she had done. That is Paraletic for you!!!

by Rhiannon-1992 February 1, 2008

rage paralysis

(reyj-puh-ral-uh-sis)
-noun
Pathology.
A deprival or lessening of willful movement in the entire
body; caused by the mind becoming so infuriated that it
must disconnect itself from the rest of the individual in
order to prevent an instance of homicide, or property
damage.

Note: usually occurs in sensible people who consciously
or subconsciously don't want to go to jail.

Today my landlord changed locks to my apartment because
I was a day late on the rent. When I called to tell him
he couldn't kick me out because my stuff was still
inside he said, "tough shit", and hung up. I was so pissed
I couldn't move (rage paralysis).

by uneven_floor May 21, 2008

Semi-Paralysis

When your leg or arm gets all numb and its hurts to move it. It also feels tingly and eventually goes away in a couple of minutes

Shit man... I got semi-paralysis in my right leg...

by Ziyon October 16, 2008

Milk Paralysis

When you are incredibly thirsty, pouring yourself a drink from a larger container (milk gallon) and then immediately drinking, and not relinquishing your hold on the aforementioned container.

I wanted the milk, but Billy had Milk Paralysis, so I had to wait. Then I kicked his ass.

by Xexeter August 19, 2009

paralogical

With the prefix para which appears in words from Greek, most often attached to verbs and verbal derivatives, with the meanings “at or to one side of, beside, side by side” and the suffix logic or logical, paralogic/paralogical means that no matter what the situation or debate; what one says in paralogic makes sense.

paralogical statement:
"The colour red equals moon."

response of debater:
"That makes no fucking sense, you're a bloody idiot!"

paralogical response:
"paralogically it is true and makes perfect sense! You're a paralogical ignoramus!"

by wolftone1916 March 14, 2014

Hipster paralysis

A chronic motor neuron condition typified by persons exiting the subway and suddenly freezing in their tracks while staring at their phones until achieving a GPS lock on their location.

I nearly tripped over this guy in full hipster paralysis on my way over here.

by Noumenontreal September 4, 2013