parallel liking

On Facebook, when one person's comment is liked by another person, whose responding comment is then liked by the original commenter.

Can be used for many reasons, the most common being:
1. Self-absorption
2. Eagerness to appear as though one has a private joke with someone else
3. Desire to publicly proclaim the good standing of a relationship to the world (whether true or false).

Vanessa: Wow, I can't believe Brit-brit and Jen-jen are so self-absorbed that they keep parallel liking everything!

Angie: Yeah, especially since they had that big fight yesterday...everyone knows they don't really get along anymore.

by korotoumou February 21, 2011

parallel parking

When two men lay their penses on top of one another and stroke them at the same time.

Wow, that parallel parking job last night really hit the spot.

by Gusty_Aeroplane August 25, 2019

parallel parking

sexual intercourse

June was in a bad mood: she wanted some parallel parking with Alec, but he had a headache.

by Dunky Oggins November 9, 2003

parallel angles

when 2 straight angels (180 degrees) are the exact same distance apart from eachother at all points thus making the 2 angles parallel

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^^^^^these 2 angles are parallel angles

by cchhaall March 27, 2007

Parallel Friends

Parallel Friends, are two men which are the BESTEST of friends but can't be gay for each other because they're both straight and agree to be just friends

Person 1: *hugs*
Person 2: *hugs back*

Person 3 (in the distance): Man those two are good Parallel Friends.
Person 4 (talking to Person 3): I know right?

by Spaaky December 1, 2020

Parallel Farce

The manuver in which rather than following the standard method for parallel parking, one simply pulls into a spot nose-first and proceeds to straighten out as if they had done an actual parallel parking job. Also, the telling of a story of parallel parking using such a method

"...So I was parallel parking, and I just pulled in without backing up or anything."
"Oh...so you mean a parallel farce?"

by Mr. Kraft Singles October 18, 2008

parallel message

Another message individuals express by means of the tonality, volume, pitch, or pacing they use while expressing the main message. It can support, compliment, refute, deny, or even contradict the main message.

When the girl said, "You're welcome" in a tone which said, "You're not fucking welcomed you fucking idiot," I knew something was up. To understand parallel messages say any word in the opposite intonation of what it means. Say "beautiful" while making a face of disgust. Say "ugly" as if you were saying "beautiful."

by but for April 19, 2018