Panky

When someone (usually a woman) has a strop or a tantrum over something trivial.

During the ad break on Jeremy Kyle:

Me:"Im just changing the TV channell"
Her: "No - Im watching the adverts!!!"
Me: "Oh your gettin all Panky again"
Her: "WTF does Panky mean?!"

by sweet_pee85 October 9, 2011

Panker

A large chodethat turns a light purple when erect. The discharge or jizz is hot pink as well.

Dude 1: aw I'm sooo bummed.
Dude 2: why?
Dude 1: the doctor told me I have a panker.
Dude 2: that sucks

by your majesties sogginess February 21, 2017

Hanky Panky

Doing the dirty deed with someone. Hanky panky is a pleasant and less grotesque way of saying boning your lovah.

"Me and my lover did the Hanky Panky last night. It was da bomb."

by ShmoopieDoopie2345 December 17, 2008

Honkey Ponkey

The act of getting up to things in the bedroom.

Geoffrey: Where were you last night dude?

Fred: I was busy. You wouldn't believe the honkey ponkey me the the lady got up to.

by slimeydirtcat January 7, 2011

Paunkey

A funnel-fanatic frat star who generally lives on a vegetable farm; spends his free-time being blackout and slow dancing to nicki minaj. WARNING: Do not place in direct sunlight and subject to pile in any location.

Gars Femander is a paunkey.

by sdlfjnsldf August 10, 2012

Panzey

An abbreviation of Panzerfäust

The allied forces felt demoralized watching their big tanks get destroyed by a small panzey.

by WWI expert July 30, 2018

Franky Panky Wanky

Sexual activity 'hanky panky' involving at least one person called Frank/Franky/Franko and both people have Wanks.

"Hey baby, I think you're amazing. Feel like some Franky Panky Wanky? I promise I won't respect you or myself in the morning."

by Akritiri February 21, 2017