Paying the Dark Price

Shitting your pants.

Dude 1: Hey man thanks for covering my shift while I needed to go to the bathroom.
Dude 2: No problem.
Dude 1: Yeah man if it wasn't for you I would have been paying the dark price and paying for a new pair of jeans too.

by XtRedChaos June 20, 2017

Handsy Without Paying

to be excessively aggressive with stripper or hookers while having no intention of paying them for any service

Last night I got handsy without paying. That hooker never saw it coming.

by CuracaoAL December 22, 2009

pagging

to carry a passenger on a bicycle in an around the Grimsby/Cleethorpes area

i was pagging my mate,when he fell off the seat

by ackobyacko April 17, 2013

Venus Pagina

(Noun) A triangular bulge similar to a cameltoe found in women but in this case, it is formed in between the legs of homophobic a**holes who wear pants way too tight.

Girl: Boi! Did you see Laurence today?!

Guy: No... Why?

Girl: He Had A Huge Venus Pagina in class.

Guy: Dowd?! Oh My God!!! Could he be a girl?!?!

Girl: There’s only one way to find out *winks*

Guy: *winks back* seems like we are on a mission

Guy and Girl: *Laughing*

by LDCSAD January 29, 2018

paingasm

1. Noun. An orgasm that is achieved solely through pain stimuli.

When Jen had paingasm while Joe was flogging her she realized she was a masochist.

by rosered February 20, 2004

Paying the Rent

A sex position in which the man fits his shoulders into the back of the womans knees, lifts her off the ground so that only her shoulders are on the matress, and proceeds to engage in intercourse using the 'jackhammer' method.

Landlord: "Your rent is three weeks overdue miss."

Woman: "I don't have any money, is there anything else I can do to pay the rent?"

by Crooked L3 May 7, 2003

Palingerer

One who feigns or exaggerates symptoms of victimization for personal gain or to advance a crazy right wing agenda.

See actions and attitudes of Sarah Palin or any of her followers...

He will remain relevant as long as he keeps running to the court of public opinion to claim that he's treated unfairly, that it's the "man" always keeping him down, not his lack of skills. What a Palingerer.

She doesn't need to know anything vital, so long as she can keep people's pity focused on her delusional claim that she would have attained all of her goals if it weren't for everyone else tripping her up along the way--what a Palingerer.

by ZIRGAR November 23, 2009