Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 2, 2017

culture of ownership

The general feel in todays society that everything is somehow copyrighted or property of someone else to the point where it hinders creativity and makes it much more difficult to innovate. It is also the belief that just because you created/thought of something that you should have complete and total control over every aspect of that thing, object or idea.

Apple not allowing iPhone unlocking - this is a culture of ownership.

by Matt297 November 5, 2007

somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me

The first line of All Star by Smash Mouth. Oh Shrek.

“Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me.” Said the MLG fan.

by b e e b o November 24, 2017

the onceler

a really super hot capitalist from the lorax 2012

the onceler is so hot

i know right?

by bimbocandy March 9, 2021

ownerd

To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone: Being embarrased by someone who has been playing a lifetime with better experience then the opponent.

Daniel: Doode, he ownerd you at counter-strike
carlos: yea, well, I have a life I dont play 24/7.

by Daniel Koreese October 18, 2007

once-over

(n) a sweeping glance down and up the body of an attractive person
(v) "to give one the once-over." to check out someone you find attractive by quickly looking them down and up, usually from a distance, head to toe. can be done discreetly or more obviously, by smiling or raising the eyebrows upon giving the subject of one's interest the once-over.

"just give him the old once-over, he'll know you're interested."
"i saw you giving her the once-over. don't you think she's cute?"

by 83 October 23, 2005

ownee

being owned by someone or something

I live with 3 cats but no one ever owns a cat. They, on the other hand own me, or think they do. Therefore I am their ownee.

by Ownee of 3 cats April 4, 2009