Ostrich Foot

(n) - A condition that happens when a girl's feet are busted and look nasty, as if she walked barefoot her entire life.

I was checking this girl out and was thinking about talking to her, but decided not too when I saw she had ostrich foot.

by Dragon - 7x7 Club February 3, 2010

Dirty ostrich

A sexual act that most commonly occurs when a couple is engaged in doggy style sex. The male inserts a finger into the anus of the female, in an effort to initiate the Dirty Sanchez sequence. His plot is foiled however, when she buries her head in pillows out of sheer delight from the introduction of the finger.

I set out to give her a Dirty Sanchez for her birthday, but apparently all she wanted was a dirty ostrich.

by BDW June 12, 2006

Chocolate Ostrich

When you and your significant other are sitting in a car shooting back and forth different sex positions, the chocolate ostrich is bound to come up.

Probably originated in the mid-west, by someone with a common name like John or Tara. The chocolate ostrich is a rare known sexual position.
The chocolate ostrich is performed by a man standing behind woman, the woman then stretches her head to the floor and buries it in pillows while the man proceeds to shove his, rather large, penis up her ass.

This position is widely common and usually practiced among the homosexual community, but has recently been picked up by many straight men named Donald and is spreading like wild fire to all sex lives!

(Guy) "Welcome to the party!"
(Friend) "Thanks. What the hell is going on here??"
(Guy) "Oh that!? Chocolate Ostrich, pretty sweet, huh!?"
(Friend) "Do you think Priscilla can do that?!"
(Guy) "Hmmm... It's worth a shot. You better get some BIG pillows and wrap that shit!"

by imonaboatmfer May 8, 2010

The Ostrich

The act of a man twisting his penis in reverse, and inserting it into his own anus, causing the penis to resemble an ostrich burying its head into the sand.

Did you hear about Jimmy? His mom was traumatized when she walked in on him doing the ostrich!

by Gaysofthunder69 September 29, 2011

ostricized

verb. When playing pick-up football games on the weekends, the act of a defense player hitting and offensive player low and the offensive player flipping forward and landing headfirst in the dirt. The act is similar to an ostrich putting his head into the ground.

After talking smack throughout the whole game, he returned the kickoff and and ran straight at the target of his words, only to be ostricized and receive a face full of dirt, embarrassing him in front of his peers.

by Rukkus002 September 12, 2010

Closet Ostrich

Closet Ostrich- an ostrich who lives in closets and wants money from you... even though you already paid the ostrich last Thursday. This term was coined by the band Fat Hands, and is from their song "Ostrich in My Closet".

"What happened to all the money you made last week?"
"I had to pay my Closet Ostrich again. He won't leave."

by treesofgreen October 29, 2017

Deputy_Ostrich

The best Aigio and Roblox Law Enforcement-roleplay Youtuber. He started off in Mano County but got terminated as a Captain for considerably falsy arresting an Off-duty officer. He then joined Aigio, as DOT. He had a bit of beef with the chief of ANP but he then joined ANP.

His resume is just like Deputy_Ostrich's.

by StuthPuth March 23, 2021