ONION

vegetable with *layers*
not to be confused with: "cake" or "parfait"

"Ogres are like onions."

by BowTieGirl June 15, 2003

ONION

Humor newspaper

by Anonymous April 29, 2003

onion

an insult the cockney equivelent of a twat.

from the mighty boosh:
vince noir:"he's melted"
The Hitcher:"i ain't meltrd you ONION im over 'ere!

me: (aside) nice one boosh

by eoghan the great June 05, 2007

Onion

$250,000. a large sum of money

YB: Can you believe it? My dude done sold 12,500 units@ $20 a piece.

TXS: Yeahhh Buddy, thats an onion in the pocket.

by YB The Rock Star May 13, 2010

Onion

To be absolutely silent as an onion is.

Mason: “Yeah, you’re the expert in quiet.”

Woods: “I’m a goddamn onion Mason, you should know that.”

by Swatboy0915 January 09, 2021

onion

Something that is perfect for you. An act or item that you love or are really good at.

Willo, That chick is your absolute onion!

Thats my onion

by ziley December 04, 2006

onion

term that refers to a hott piece of ass of any age who makes an appearance at fast food restaurants; always of the female persuasion.

dude 1: "man, did you see that onion?"
dude 2: "was she a blooming onion?"

by inlovewithlaugh January 15, 2011