olean

A form of fake fat invented in 1998, which sparked yet another 90's fad. It was used in potato chips to help fat fucks lose weight. It was perfect until the FDA got involved, requiring that the chip companies put a warning on all the bags that olean may cause anal leakage.

I remember Olean. I was a kid in the 90's.

by GuidoPosse69 January 28, 2005

Olenating

The act of extreme procrastination and laziness. Purposely delaying others with lies and a blatant disregard for time or urgency.

Chris stop Olenating! I want to go out tonight! Tell me if you want to go!

Running out the clock by playing video games while other people wait on you.

by Sergio and Dan December 2, 2010

Olfactory Chapeauphilia

The fetish of sniffing hats

"Tell her to put his trilby down! Her olfactory chapeauphilia is getting out of control"

by FluffyBunnyWunny February 21, 2012

Maralyn Oleastro

Maralyn Oleastro is the farmer for the fictitious city of Atlantis in the book series known as 'Atlantis: Lost World'. She is known for being Emma Daisy's lover and for stalking half of the characters.

I can't find any good potions, might as well see if I can get some ingredients off of Maralyn Oleastro.

by Mingain September 23, 2021

Oleta

Oleta: wings.
A quiet girl of poetic disposition, and lovely features. Most often found to have a talent in writing. Found contradictivly at local hardcore shows.

"Hey man, did you check out the chick selling t-shirts at The Chariot show?"

"Yeah dude, she was totally oleta."

by Sara the Swan February 12, 2009

Olean NY

A town in Western New York that sucks. It is full of crack heads, sluts, pill junkies, child touchers, meth heads, liars, alcoholics and old people. People in Olean tend to think that they live in a great town when the truth is the town completly sucks ass. The hang out late at night is Perkins and you can also hang out at Wal Mart. If you live in Olean you live within five minutes of a bar. You can walk from bar to bar yet people are dumb enough to drive. There is a abundence of sluts in Olean so getting laid is no problem. People in Olean tend to lie to people they have no life so they want you to think they do. These same people will also steal from you as they are most likely a junkie of some sort.

Dude your from Olean NY? How long have you been out of rehab?

So i see your from Olean NY.....Guess that means we will be having sex tonight.

Olean NY huh? Got any drugs i can buy from you?

by tat2dmike February 7, 2009

Oleander

1. To do something intelligently, compassionately and with humour.
2. To appear adorable whilst producing farts that can kill large animals.

To yourself in mirror before big sales meeting with that one douche director of corporate who's all like ugh: "Go in there Terrence and oleander them like you know you will!"

by willicuss March 2, 2014