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An oil is any nonpolar chemical substance that is a viscous liquid at ambient temperatures and is both hydrophobic (does not mix with water, literally "water fearing") and lipophilic (mixes with other oils, literally "fat loving"). Oils have a high carbon and hydrogen content and are usually flammable and surface active.
The general definition of oil includes classes of chemical compounds that may be otherwise unrelated in structure, properties, and uses. Oils may be animal, vegetable, or petrochemical in origin, and may be volatile or non-volatile.1 They are used for food (e.g., olive oil), fuel (e.g., heating oil), medical purposes (e.g., mineral oil), lubrication (e.g. motor oil), and the manufacture of many types of paints, plastics, and other materials. Specially prepared oils are used in some religious ceremonies and rituals as purifying agents.
Instead of O- I mean this removed thing, why not check out KFC?
Jk.
An oil is any nonpolar chemical substance that is a viscous liquid at ambient temperatures and is both hydrophobic (does not mix with water, literally "water fearing") and lipophilic (mixes with other oils, literally "fat loving"). Oils have a high carbon and hydrogen content and are usually flammable and surface active.
The general definition of oil includes classes of chemical compounds that may be otherwise unrelated in structure, properties, and uses. Oils may be animal, vegetable, or petrochemical in origin, and may be volatile or non-volatile.1 They are used for food (e.g., olive oil), fuel (e.g., heating oil), medical purposes (e.g., mineral oil), lubrication (e.g. motor oil), and the manufacture of many types of paints, plastics, and other materials. Specially prepared oils are used in some religious ceremonies and rituals as purifying agents.
Murica: "I will make a GREAT WALL!"
*Wall finishes building*
Mexican Media: "We have reports that OIL has been discovered in our land!"
Murica: "Did I just hear OIL?"
Mexico: Me no habla engles."
Murica: "I'll take that as a yes. MOBILISE THE GODDAMN BATTALION, WERE HEADING TO MEXICO TO GET THOSE OIL, YEEEEHAAAAW, OPERATION TACO STORM."
*Mexico is now the 51st state of the United States of America*
Kid: "Daddy, what stuff does a lubricant have?"
Dad: "Oh son, you're gonna love democracy for this. They have OIL."
Kid: "Can we go somewhere and get them?"
Dad: "Sure son, lets go to the Middle East and buy some oil."
*Dad whispers "Actually, I mean seize them."*
Kid: "What?"
Dad: "Nothing, son."
*Wall finishes building*
Mexican Media: "We have reports that OIL has been discovered in our land!"
Murica: "Did I just hear OIL?"
Mexico: Me no habla engles."
Murica: "I'll take that as a yes. MOBILISE THE GODDAMN BATTALION, WERE HEADING TO MEXICO TO GET THOSE OIL, YEEEEHAAAAW, OPERATION TACO STORM."
*Mexico is now the 51st state of the United States of America*
Kid: "Daddy, what stuff does a lubricant have?"
Dad: "Oh son, you're gonna love democracy for this. They have OIL."
Kid: "Can we go somewhere and get them?"
Dad: "Sure son, lets go to the Middle East and buy some oil."
*Dad whispers "Actually, I mean seize them."*
Kid: "What?"
Dad: "Nothing, son."
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Also an extremely good way to become rich, especially if the country don't have too many people, like Norway. Norway is decleared the best country to live in by the UN, which happened after they found oil. The country has so much oil but so few people so all of the world wants the oil and the money for help because most of the world suck, and the stupid-ass current government tend to give away lots and LOTS of cash because they are inbred farmers :/
Also an extremely good way to become rich, especially if the country don't have too many people, like Norway. Norway is decleared the best country to live in by the UN, which happened after they found oil. The country has so much oil but so few people so all of the world wants the oil and the money for help because most of the world suck, and the stupid-ass current government tend to give away lots and LOTS of cash because they are inbred farmers :/
If a country is extremely well-run and rich, check if they have any oil.
- My granpa died yesterday ..
- Oh snap, he's gonna make someone rich in a few million years homie!
- Damn, dude got a lot of oil.
- Fo sho
- You think he's Norwegian or what?
- My granpa died yesterday ..
- Oh snap, he's gonna make someone rich in a few million years homie!
- Damn, dude got a lot of oil.
- Fo sho
- You think he's Norwegian or what?
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by Justice for Gamers November 19, 2020
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US: STAY WHERE YOU ARE
Libya: Why?
*US gets in a tank*
Libya: What are you doing?
*US kills Libya with his tank*
US: That's some good oil to use!
US: STAY WHERE YOU ARE
Libya: Why?
*US gets in a tank*
Libya: What are you doing?
*US kills Libya with his tank*
US: That's some good oil to use!
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