by tweesha March 5, 2010
Get the OBFF mug.Something said in an online or phone meaning, usually as a result of someone fucking up. This phrase usually implies that someone is about to be reprimanded, but it would be unprofessional to do so in front of the other individuals in the meeting.
The following is a true story from when I worked at DoorDash:
Corpo 1: *doesn't realize mic is on* TERRY IS SUCH A DUMB CUNT.
Corpo 2: Jack, let's take this offline.
Corpo 1: *doesn't realize mic is on* TERRY IS SUCH A DUMB CUNT.
Corpo 2: Jack, let's take this offline.
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A name given by chronically online people when someone is actually enjoying their lives outside of their devices. There is no such thing as "chronically offline." That's called life.
Person 1: Uhm, what's ratio?
Person 2: Lmao you're so chronically offline
Person 1: I'm not friends with you anymore.
Person 2: Lmao you're so chronically offline
Person 1: I'm not friends with you anymore.
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Get the obfly mug.Not alive, not on life, dead; also not online, not aware of the internet or the online world. Disconnected.
by kiloechonov December 12, 2010
Get the offlife mug.Adjective used to describe the state of activities performed in relation to a corporate or private network, typically via a VPN. When offlan, no VPN connection is available; hence, no internal resources are available. One may still have network access to the Internet or other resources, but when offlan, internal web sites or other servers are unavailable.
Antonym: onlan
Antonym: onlan
by TizzyD September 22, 2010
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