OBFF

Original Best Friends Forever

She was my OBFF before Jennifer was my BFF.

by tweesha March 5, 2010

Let's take this offline

Something said in an online or phone meaning, usually as a result of someone fucking up. This phrase usually implies that someone is about to be reprimanded, but it would be unprofessional to do so in front of the other individuals in the meeting.

The following is a true story from when I worked at DoorDash:

Corpo 1: *doesn't realize mic is on* TERRY IS SUCH A DUMB CUNT.

Corpo 2: Jack, let's take this offline.

by 0000101100101000010101011 April 6, 2021

Chronically Offline

A name given by chronically online people when someone is actually enjoying their lives outside of their devices. There is no such thing as "chronically offline." That's called life.

Person 1: Uhm, what's ratio?
Person 2: Lmao you're so chronically offline
Person 1: I'm not friends with you anymore.

by ancientfantasies May 28, 2023

Obflagate

To be disgusted with something to the point of extreme fascination.

I am so obflagated by the Saw movies... I can't stop watching them.

by WhimsicalMisfit January 24, 2009

obfly

a tasty word made from the ingredients obviously and fuck
obfuckingly

sam: i want to shag you
ellie: obfly

by mascod April 4, 2009

offlife

Not alive, not on life, dead; also not online, not aware of the internet or the online world. Disconnected.

Einstein is offlife, but he has an awesome online presence.

by kiloechonov December 12, 2010

offlan

Adjective used to describe the state of activities performed in relation to a corporate or private network, typically via a VPN. When offlan, no VPN connection is available; hence, no internal resources are available. One may still have network access to the Internet or other resources, but when offlan, internal web sites or other servers are unavailable.

Antonym: onlan

Even though I had signal, I was offlan, so I could not get to the files you put on the server.

by TizzyD September 22, 2010