slut o'clock

Starting from the stroke of midnight, an hour from where a girl (or guy) can be as sexually promiscuous as they desire without judgement of their actions being cast

Girl: what time is it?

Guy1: *looking at watch* it's slut o'clock!

Girl: sweet, time to go get me schlongs o'plenty!

Guy2: woah, what a skank!

Guy1: hey, retract that comment kind sir! For if one had looked at their watch they would see that it is midnight and thus slut o'clock!

Guy2: I do apologise, go about your business fair maiden and good day to you sir!

by davhol June 10, 2012

fap o'clock

The time of night where a male cannot sleep until he masturbates. This time will last until he successfully masturbates.

"Man, I've been lying in bed for hours and still can't sleep, must be fap o'clock"

by Reptilious July 3, 2012

Sketch O' Clock

The time during the wee hours of the morning beginning at the first sign of light and ending as soon as the sun breaks the horizon. In relation to staying up all night, as this is the time in which most people realize they are looking sketchy and sleep deprived. Nothing fit for society comes from this time in circumstance. You have had your fun now go to bed.

"Thank God I got home before Sketch O' Clock, my neighbors might start judging me..."

"I went to this awesome party last week! We kept it raging way past Sketch O' Clock!"

by Hysterika Zahmer March 26, 2013

five o'clock power

When a batter is only good during batting practice.

Wow, did you see that bomb? Mike can sure hit the long ball!

Please, Mike only has five o'clock power. This season he's batting .170 and yesterday he was 0-for-4.

by Mike the Rookie April 14, 2014

5 o'clock chowder

Its the creamy mess in a females panties by 5 o'clock in the evening. Some girls are prone to 5 o'clock chowder much earlier in the day. The name is derived from its male counterpart- the 5 o'clock shadow.

Megan: "Lets just change out of our work clothes and go straight to the club and find some cute guys!!"
Robin: "I should definitely shower first and get clean drawers because I have a serious case of 5 o'clock chowder going on down there."

by WtfWBL July 27, 2018

Jock o'clock

Jock referring to the genital area and o'clock referring to a specific time.

Jock o'clock refers to specific time a person has designated to masturbate daily.

Ronaldo: Hey dude wanna come and play a game with us a 6PM?
Tariq: Not at 6 dude, that's Jock o'clock!

by RealMrWicked May 23, 2021

cock block o'clock

That moment when someone or something prevents you getting laid.

We better hurry up and fuck! My roommate is due home soon and it will be cock block o'clock.

by Loke E. Coyote August 25, 2013