nobelisk

penis resembling a stone obelisk, ie wider at the base than at the tip

"you know that guy starkey? well i dont fancy him anymore..i was told he has a nobelisk"

by Dominy May 28, 2006

nobendium

Nobendium - an alloy of unobtanium, titanium, and cobalt, used in the Outsiders family ships as a structural material.

The Puppeteer ordered some nobendium spars for his light sail control pod.

by fasteddy August 8, 2006

Nobeshy

1. When someone is a Nob (Check Twat)

2. If someone(s) say something but did not intend to sound like a nob, they would of sounded/Been nobeshy

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Inorcent Boy Says:
You was the best person online at 3 o'clock

Angry Girl says:
You mean i ain't Good Enough to talk to any other time apart from when your drunk and most probably want cyber?

Inorcent Boy Says:
No i didn't mean that at all!

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Inorcent Boy has just sounded Nobeshy

He could be said to be Nobeshy

by Robstar-tard January 10, 2008

nodevember

First of all to node is when you ejaculate. Nodevember is the month of November where an individual does not "node" for a whole month in order to be on a cleanse before the end of a year. For the whole month you must not "node" unless in the extreme case of someone you find attractive forcing the ide of sexual activities with you however the idea for such activities cannot be put forth by the individual taking part in Nodevember.

Sorry I've been a bit on edge recently because I have been participating in Nodevember.

by The true shoe shop November 1, 2017

nober

Nober is a self-invented word used to describe a penis when it is not erect. Nober derives from "no boner" or boner with the B and N switched.

My nober is three inches but my boner is seven.

by ShoopKiller August 29, 2004

nober

the complete opposite of sober. its like being completely shitfaced, or piss drunk.

"are you sober?"
"naw man. I'm completely nober."

by mewmewkachoo December 5, 2011

nobed

A person, can be male or female who has a head in the shape of a penis, or who has a penis shaped growth protruding from their forhead. There have also been a few cases where penis shaped growths have grown from both cheeks or out of both ears.

Also commonly used as an inslut between people. Can be meant that you are a 'nobed' or that infact you are just a fool.

"What is that on your head?"
"I hate to admit it but it is my 'nobed'"

or

You are a nobed!

by Jack The Ripper 666 September 15, 2005