The worst fucking state ever. It's hella boring, there's nothing to do, everyone is a snob, and they wouldn't know comedy if it were to slap them upside the head.
1: What?! You're moving to New Hampshire?!
2: Yeah, stupid hicks.
3: Why the fuck would you move there?
2: Because my parents want me to suffer and ruin my social life completely. -facepalm-
2: Yeah, stupid hicks.
3: Why the fuck would you move there?
2: Because my parents want me to suffer and ruin my social life completely. -facepalm-
by omgtrendwhore August 02, 2005
Probably one of the most depressing places to live. There's nothing to do, it's always cold, everyone who lives here is depressed. Full of drugs and snobby people. The schools are poor and filthy and most of the teenagers and children growing up in the state are most likely suicidal. It's not the "beautiful, peaceful and relaxing" place you think it is. Nothing but trees and cheap corner stores run by Puerto Rican's that would do anything to scam a penny out of you. If you plan on moving here, save yourself the misery and money. Don't come here.
Person 1: I'm planning on moving to New Hampshire when I'm older.
Person 2: Don't bother. Unless you want to be depressed the rest of your life.
Person 2: Don't bother. Unless you want to be depressed the rest of your life.
by Pencilgripp April 29, 2018
A sad, lonely state of Nascar devout hillbillies and hicks. Requirements for living in New Hampshire are incest, having children during the teen years, having the life goals of reaching secretary or "line cook" status, and having less than five (original) teeth. Common words often used in New Hampshire: "a-hyuck," "viddles," "trailer," "Paw," and "shotgun." Words rarely or never used include "birth control," "education," and anything with more than three syllables. Please note: There are no redeeming qualities to to residents of New Hampshire. Although proximity to Boston is stated as an advantage to New Hampshire, it is actually a burden upon Massachusetts, an area where the awkward New Hampshire hill folk are quietly and politely told to go back to the trailer park.
by Dorothy Bassett June 19, 2008
An OK place...to skateboard..we have a lot of those near Rye Airfield..and a place where theres a beach..(weirs or hampton) where you go vacationing mostly its to busy at hampton..to tourists..its a good place but its busy and the water is TOO cold!)
New Hampshire is A Vacation Spot and a lot of the kids are sporty and in your Rye, NH area..a lot of preps.. but its big on Basketball and Skateboarding..Skateboarding around Rye Airfield is a good place.. famous skaters go there often and its a BIG skatepark!
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