Knerdle, or knurdle or nerdle or nurdle

small amount, pea sized

use only a nerdle of toothpaste when brushing your teeth

by Cathy Mac Donald September 1, 2003

Nurples

The useless "nipples" that are on male cats.

Grey kitty likes it when you rub his nurples.

by Stephen Packard August 6, 2007

nerdler

One who is geeky or a nerd and seeks out the same in the opposite sex.

Pat was such a nerdler. He was after this gal and she was such a nerdle.

by Mr. What? December 30, 2007

nerdle

Nerdle = a NON-SEXY female nerd. A SEXY & petite female nerd is a "Nerdette". If she has big tits and a big hips (but NOT big anywhere else) she is a "Nerdess" (ner-DESS, ie, Nerd/goddess).

I'd never go out with Gertrude; she's a nerdle. Now, her sister Vanna, on the other hand, I'd love to go out with her, but, she is a Nerdette, and I just am not smart enough to impress her.

by Pat & Kelly O'Brian August 13, 2006

Purple Nurple

(n) The action of grasping a tender nipple, often a male's, and twisting the flesh into a purple state. Sometimes bleeding may occur.

Dude, you gave me such an intense Purple Nurple that i began to lactate

by RobJob April 28, 2006

nurples

A region of France just to the east of Nice, such that maps of the region are often found to read "NICE NURPLES!".

"Oh my God, this map of France says NICE NURPLES on it!"

by GnomeQ May 11, 2006

purple-lurple-nurple

When an asian gives someone a titie twister, rips the titie off and eats it. The asian then shit its out the next day and surgically puts it back on the person with the missing titie. Four months later, they get a salmon to lick the titie. After that, the person has just gotten a purple-lurple-nurple.

The man was in agonizing pain after he received a purple-lurple-nurple from Bruce Lee.

by BAW$$ November 30, 2011