pango napper

A sad man with no future or swagger

im sorry pango napper

by trncfv December 10, 2017

Fapper Napper

When you fall asleep while jerking off. Can be done in a car, on the toilet, in front of a GoPro camera, skydiving or at the movies seating behind your ex-girlfriend.

Guy 1: God.. Trump's seminar was so boring in the

conference room today, I couldn't help but

glue my eyelids open.

Guy 2: Did you see the new senator? He was

practically in the back taking a Fapper Napper.

by Avon93 August 9, 2019

blake napper

The best freakin boyfriend in the world

Lol Blake napper is my boyfriend :>

by Uh.kenzyee November 9, 2020

Fuck Napper

Someone who siphoned all the motivation out of the air.

One that steals the fucks you had.

I had motivation till that fuck napper came by...

by Tar-Tar August 10, 2021

Jack The Napper

Someone who loves to nap and make scratch videos.

Nah bro he's such a Jack The Napper

by GoMango99 March 24, 2023

naperville

The only city in the entire world where cops outnumber the teenagers.

"Naperville has 5.3 cops per teenager"

by Cullum December 28, 2005

nappers rage

When someone wakes up from a long, restless nap and gets pissed off at everything, often swearing and throwing pillows at other humans. That someone has nappers rage.

(Samwise gets pissed at Malcolm after a restless nap)
Malcolm: "Samwise calm down, man, you have you have nappers rage"
Samwise: "No I f***ing don't!" (violently throws pillow at Malcolm)

by Lil gummy July 27, 2017