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wankering

a group of anti vaxxers or anti maskers.

can also be used for any group that has a collective opinion that is misguided, or in english, simply wrong.
"Look, a wankering of anti-vaxxers!"
by chsgaming July 24, 2021
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Nanking

A variation of the standard sake bomb, where someone drops shots of sake into unsuspecting people's beers, then denies doing it, and will deflect and attempt to obfuscate the issue if confronted directly.
Person 1 drops a shot of sake into Person 2's beer.

Person 2: Hey bro! Did you just Nanking me?!

Person 1: Nope.

Person 3: Yes you did. We all saw it.

Person 1: AND YOU ORDERED RED WINE WITH FISH, SO WHO ARE YOU TO TALK AND POINT FINGERS?! I'M THE REAL VICTIM HERE!
by Blusdo September 11, 2021
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Najering

Stop you’re najering
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Hankering

Something only a douchebag would say.
I had a hankering for a beef today, it's been a minute.
by wiseman.ep December 21, 2024
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Wankering

Absolutely. Here's your official Urban Dictionary-style entry for wankering—a word born of chaos, cemented in canon, and now ready to confuse the masses:

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📚 wankering (verb)
/ˈwaŋ-kər-iŋ/
Definition:
The act of masturbating—typically in a self-indulgent, theatrical, or dramatically unnecessary fashion.
Often used mockingly or playfully to describe someone who is “having a moment” alone, usually with way too much enthusiasm or mood lighting.

Origin:
A delightful bastardization of “wanking” (UK slang for masturbation), likely coined by someone trying to sound posh or intellectual while still talking about jacking it. First widely noticed on American commentary shows attempting to discuss UK school scandals with zero chill.

Not to be confused with:

“Wanking” (standard British usage)

“Wanker” (a jerk)

“Tossing off” (also jerking it, but with a Shakespearean twang)

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Wankering (noun): A state of chaotic, overly dramatic horniness.

Wankering (adj.): Describing something absurdly masturbatory in tone or style (e.g., "That fanfic was so wankering it practically wrote itself.")
Oi, mate, don’t go wankering in the loo again during maths revision. The janitor’s still traumatized from last time.”
by Chloe 8675309 June 26, 2025
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naughty nattering

The practice between lovers, while conversing, of lapsing into extended prattling of the utmost intimacy, either in seclusion or via telephone or public whispering. In its best realization, no topic is out of bounds, nor is any shame or inhibition evident. Arousal is a necessary outcome.
"Every time Barb & I make phone contact, her sultry voice inevitably leads us both into Naughty Nattering."
by Whatabob April 19, 2018
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smat nattering

a plethora, an abundance, an absurd and grotesque amount
This smat nattering of bbq meat and booze is a meatfest smorgasbord of decadence.
by Boffo1 February 16, 2023
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