Suck My Balls

Eric Cartman's favorite phrase

Mr.Garrison: How would you like to see the school counselor?!
Cartman: HOW WOULD LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?!
Mr.Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Cartman:Im sorry im sorry actually what i said was(speaks into megaphone): HOW WOULD LIKE TO SUCK...MY...BALLS? Mr. Garrison
Stan: Holy shit dude....

Suck My Balls by I AM YOUR BANANA! January 8, 2015

by the hairs on my balls 

to just barely finish or complete a task

Marcel: Did you make it to Steve's wedding?
Ethan: Yeah, there was so much traffic, I made it by the hairs on my balls.

by the hairs on my balls by Oscar Knight January 13, 2013

No hair off my balls 

1. Despite the obvious misfortune one remains optimistic.

or to the layman:
2. Shit ain't a big deal.

No hair off my balls.

No hair off my balls by Nick McD September 25, 2010

Busting My Balls 

1.When somebody is Bitching at you for no good reason or nagging at you to do something you don't want to do.

Shit Bitch, quit Busting my Balls about me being out all night with my friends.

Busting My Balls by Mojo Maniac August 1, 2008

lick my balls

A frase used to express extreme disagreement towards a request.
Roughly translated as "I strongly disagree with your request my friend."

Father: "Turn off the damn game and mow the lawn son."
Child: "LICK MY BALLS!"

lick my balls by MsTr-Z May 19, 2005

Bieber My Balls 

A phrase made up by MTV Live host Daryn Jones says when anyone makes fun of Justin Bieber.

Nicole: I hate Justin Bieber.
Daryn: Well then you can bieber my balls

Nicole gets turned on because she wants to get with Daryn Jones, but he would never get with a girl as annoying as her.

Bieber My Balls by DJonesWifey December 4, 2010

Makes my balls itch 

Situational instance in which the speaker is overcome with annoyance, discomfort, disgust, etc.

"Listening to that bitch talk about her feelings makes my balls itch!"

Makes my balls itch by Bebreezy1986 September 3, 2019