Muttnol

The cheaper, faster working Rohypnol alternative. Used mainly by the obese, the hideously ugly and the elderly to get the shag from a girl who didn't know she wanted it.

The name is derived from the creator, ingenious chemist, Mutt.

Moj: Got it on with my 14 year old niece yesterday!

Tony: Good effort mate! How did you make her say yes?

Moj: You don't need consent when you've got Muttnol!

by Jonezy_14 January 20, 2007

mitten finger

Giving someone the middle finger while your hand is inside a mitten.

My neighbor is such an ass. I gave him the mitten finger while I was shoveling my driveway yesterday.

by heatherwear December 12, 2009

Muteen

When you say you are going to show up at school, but end up watching TV-series and shutdown your mobilephone instead.

It's fucked up guys, i did a Muteen yesterday.

by Malq8 March 7, 2016

Mutton Busting

Riding a sheep; like bull riding but with a sheep.

“Hey do you want to go to the petting zoo? People will be riding sheep, Mutton Busting.”

by Mutton Busting October 3, 2017

snake mittens

An ill-conceived idea which is spectacularly useless. This phrase originated with the Dilbert comic strip.

"Hey, what do you think of my solar-powered flashlight?"

"I think it's about as useful as snake mittens."

by Heathen 2.0 April 27, 2008

Facebook Mittens

The thumbs up symbol on Facebook next to the "Like" button.

I gave her the Facebook Mittens on her status.

by Ol' Trace Face December 11, 2010

Hungarian Mittens

The warm sensation you get when you sit on your hands and fart.

Jim: Dude it's so cold out don't you want to take some gloves?!

Barry: Nah bro I'll just use some Hungarian Mittens.

by weaselman March 30, 2012