muff

Half a muffin. Discovered when Glenn College was stingy and only gave us muffin halves, instead of a whole one.

"I'm gonna put this muff in my fridge for later"

by orgabulator August 22, 2004

muff

Muff is to lick pussy

Muff your best friend while i wank

by rudi October 28, 2006

muff

1. what you do when your fat goes over your pants/tights/skirt/bottoms

2. the verbial form of muffin top

Wow, do you see that girl? She's muffing like crazy.

by Lindsey J D August 21, 2007

muff

A loser deadbeat with no ambition whatsoever in life. See also muff diver

Do those guys over there need help?
Nah, they're just muffs.

by Merkin October 1, 2005

muff

another for "hell" or "heck"

wat tha muff?

wat tha heck?

wat tha hell?

by 64 August 30, 2005

Muff Muffs

Female equivalent of the male "Willy Warmer". Keeps the vagine from frosting over. Can be worn at ice rinks and on Christmas Day if you are preparing for seasonal hanky panky.

Crickey Darling, I'm shrinking up inside myself it's so cold down there. You should have worn your muff muffs!

by Hankypanky12345 October 1, 2010

muffe

Well kept and neatly groomed small patch of hair above a woman's vagina. Muffe is not a bush which it is commonly mistaken for. A bush is when a female lets her pubic hair grow out of control and untamed.

The hottest girls upkeep their muffe by shaving thier vagina daily.

by Muffe May 12, 2006