fruit-monger

Someone who can hardly walk straight when they think about eating a fruit. The addiction is overpowering, so that the mere mention of a banana can send the fruit eater into frothing convulsions. The consummation of the relationship with a strawberry is to an orgasm what the Grand Canyon is to a pothole.

Holy crap, Nukkam, get away from my apple, you furgin fruit-monger. Why don't you go analyze negative space or something?

by The Hyrax July 20, 2007

Poo Monger

Someone who purchases and maintains an inventory of poo to be sold.

This kid loveline is such a poo monger, he wanted to buy all my crap.

by Mav2KM September 2, 2008

Post-Monger

A person obsessed with being the top poster on a forum.

This guy posts to much, He must be a Post-Monger

by D.B.H. March 2, 2007

April Margera

April Margera: A.K.A 'Ape'.
Bam Margera mom, a GREAT mom to put up with all ofthe stuff he does (Wich is very funny)- Phil Margeras wife and Don Vito's sister-in-law.

I WAS APPAULED WHEN I LOOKED UP 'APRIL MARGERA' AND NOBODY HAS YET DEFINED IT!!!!!!! ... thats sick...

April Margera is the best mom in the world.

by Remy's Bitch November 12, 2004

Morger Boy

One who attempts to cover-up his hunger for the cock by being sketchy and groping as many drunk girls as possible.

Watch out for those Morger Boys and remember to keep your butt cheeks clenched at all times.

by Cockoholic February 9, 2003

Peen Monger

One deals in the specialty of selling, trading and dealing PEEN.

1: I need to go down to the peen monger and buy me some wang

2: Simon is so desperate for cock she went to the peen monger.

3: Jeremy's girlfriend isn't satisfied so she got her some cock at the peen monger.

by PeenMeister April 4, 2009

Morged Out

The state to where your so high you can't move or speak or make any sense

Yo did you just see that Chris just morged out so hard .

by ohheylowlife March 2, 2017