moobing violation

When a man's moobs are two inches larger than his love handles, or just having unsavoury moobs in general.

Why the hell is this guy with massive moobs in the firefighter calendar? He's a total moobing violation.

Dude, you should lay off the chips, your becoming a moobing violation.

by cdafox May 7, 2010

mofoking

A man who is king among mofos. He's leet, he's great and most of all, he's sexy.

"King of mofos?" "Yes, Mofoking!"

by Jace101 August 28, 2005

Tequila Mockingbird

A Mexican bird. Not to be confused with the novel To Kill A Mockingbird.

El Paso is full of Tequila Mockingbirds.

by gofishgo January 14, 2007

Mooging

Making self-indulgent mad noises on a synthesiser. (Preferably a genuine Moog<TM>)

I'm mooging naked at the moment btw.

by Ambisonix August 20, 2013

mooing

When someone repeatly complains or asks about someone or something.

Harry: When's it my turn?
(30 seconds later)
Harry: I wanna turn, when's it my turn maate?
(not long after)
Harry: Mate?

Jimbo: I'm nearly finished with her, quit your mooing!

by jjhampden September 5, 2011

Moosing it up

To be "Moosing" or to "Moosing it up" is to add Shaving foam to the genitals during masturbation.

Whitey I'll be Moosing it up to Lucy Pinder, Brb

by m0nks101 February 16, 2008

Mockingbird

A codeword for a person who sings way too much (badly) and has a super ego. It so annoying that you start to want to kill him/her.

Charotte :When will the mocking bird stup up!
Joe: I donno. To bad killing a mockingbird is a sin.

by lovelylizzie March 29, 2007