Cock Ness Monster

A penis so monstrous that its very existence is doubted by some. Also called Nessie for short.

Jane said John had a Cock Ness Monster, but I didn't know if such a fantastic tale could be true.

Cock Ness Monster by Sastwatch December 9, 2008

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Cock Mess Monster

Refers to the near-blind, slightly wild appearance of a German arthouse actress after receiving a double-barrelled blast of sex-wee...

"Max und Helmut haff unloaded zer helmets on Inge's eyelids - now she looks like der fuckink Cock Mess Monster, Ja!"

Cock Mess Monster by Mr Marky November 30, 2007

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Cock Hungry Monster

Any teenage boy who is always looking for some big tasty cock to eat. You can sometimes distinguish them buy just hearing there name, like, "nathan" or "dakari" "sometimes even "jake", "ryan", or a big one, "thom" Cock Hungry Monsters are not just limited to these names, there is a much wider variety of people and names even going into other races.
Some pick up lines include, "hey, whats up?" or "Hey, I gotta go to the bathroom, wanna come with me?" "Im hungry does someone have some cock to feed me?"

George: That cock hungry monster is always trying to fuck his twin brother.
Albert: Wow, that sounds pretty gay.

Cock Hungry Monster by hesafucker333 August 28, 2010