Mona Lisa

1. a painting by the famous artist Leonardo da Vinci; perhaps the most well-known painting in the history of art

2. a girl whose emotions are absolutely unreadable. These girls are the hardest types to understand.

Many painters adore the Mona Lisa, da Vinci's greatest work.

My girlfriend is such a Mona Lisa. I can't ever tell whether she wants to shoot me or do me.

by J Filthy Money June 11, 2010

Mona

Mona is like a four-leaf clover, a rare and precious finding that you would never risk letting go. “How so?” You ask. Mona ticks all the right boxes. She is powerfully determined, passionately invested and superbly skilled. Her capacity to make your life better (be it as a friend or a lover) is beyond admirable. Her essence is contagious, it’s impossible to be beside her without wanting to crack a smile! Her eyes tell the most beautiful story and her mind is intensely seductive. Let’s not forget that she is a queen in the streets and a freak in the sheets.

Mona is a pure and genuine soul that lives life with her heart on her sleeve. She loves advocating for human rights (mostly women’s), Disney movies and singing covers of her favourite tunes! Physically Mona is built like a goddess despite whatever her insecurities tell her! She is the most beautiful creature in existence. One of the greatest pleasures you’ll experience is having Mona in your life. Cherish her, always!

“Hey man! Would you date Mona?”

“Date her?? I would MARRY Mona!”

by Bolingo_24 April 9, 2020

Mona

In Arabic is ‘Mouna’ which means a wish/desire which is fitting because Mona is the embodiment of everything you could desire. Her essence is one of genuine beauty which flows from the depths of her soul and even trickles onto her physical appearance. A character that is far beyond remarkable which derives from her selfless heart, a heart that generates so much warmth to all those surrounding her.

“What’s a 4-letter word that ressembles perfection?”

“Easy. The word is Mona.”

by Bolingo_24 May 10, 2019

Mona Lisa

A girl who would seduce you, get you drunk and when you sleep she will call her mates to mug you. Next day she will play victim and search with you.

Mona Lisa
Long hair, don't care, she handle the business and don't ever tell

She know where you hide it, tell me where it's hidden
She know when you're gone, tell me when to visit, we break in your home
And take this specifics and meanwhile the bitch is on vacation with him so she don't get blamed
(Lil Wayne)

by Your sweet nightmares December 25, 2018

manbander

Coined by Jim Rome, a term for a male over the age of 21 who is part of a boyband who makes music that is geared to young girls and teens. Just about every male in the boyband business continued doing so well after their 21st birthday.

They should be called The Backstreet Men because they are all over 21. They are manbanders.

by Marshall Rousso September 12, 2006

Monagan Bagen

A path to enlightenment. Many individuals seek the road of Monagan Bagen to clear their conscience and restore a balance to their soul. A monagan bagen, in a sense, is the real Holy Grail. Many people believe that it grants immortality when really it grants you passage to Heaven when you die.

Indiana Jones was seeking the Holy Grail in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade but the truth was he found the Monagan Bagen.

by Potsie July 19, 2009

Moballin

Being a pimp beyond all means. Nuff said

Person 1: look at the guy with the sunglasses and the cool hat
Person 2: yeah that guy is moballin

by DJ24DJ24 December 15, 2010